Hey everybody let’s pretend let’s pretend
We’re all a herd of cows going round, round the bend
Look up ahead, it’s The Happy Valley Farm
Take a deep breath and sound the alarm.
MOOOOO
Out comes the farmer with his pitchfork in hand
I pick the very finest livestock in the land
He surveys all the cows and invites a few to stay
Says thanks very much and the rest go on their way
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Repeat with:
A Flock of Sheep Baaaaaaaaaaaa
Long Eared Donkeys - Hee - Haw
Wild Horses - Neighhhhhhh
Little Piggies – Oink, oink, oink, etc
Boarder Collies - Ruff, Ruff, Ruff
Etc . . .
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Finale:
Out came the farmer with his pitchfork in hand
I choose the finest animals in all the land
So he surveyed all the animals, invited them to stay,
Said, “Thank you very much. I hope you have a great day.”