Little Charlie dreamed of going to school
Where children learn just how to be cool
In a far away place where they aren’t done
Until they have mastered just how to have fun
So there Charlie was all alone in a chair
In a far away place he didn’t know where
When all of a sudden a teacher appeared
With a room full of children; it was really weird
It’s time for attendance so listen to me
And I’ll start with A and I’ll end with Z
Hi, Adam, Benjamin, Charlie, Drew
Edgar, Franklin, Gabriel, Hugh
Isaac, Jonathan, Kyle, and Leighton
Matthew, Nicholas, Owen, and Payton
Quincy, Robby, and Stan
Todd, Ulysses and Van
Will, Xavier and Yukon Jack
The last little boy is little Zach
Then Charlie’s teacher, she started to laugh
There are 26 boys but that’s only half
There are 26 girls here seated today
So I’ll start with Z and I’ll end with A
Hello Zoe, Yolanda and Xena
Wynn, Vicki, Uma and Tina
Sarah, Ruth, Quinn and Polly
Olga, Nancy and Miss Molly
Lynne, Katie, Judy, Irene
Holly, Grace, Farrah, Eileen
Debbie, Caitlin and Brianna
The last little girl is Adrianna
Charlie’s teacher said, “I think that is all
Then reached in her bag to pull out a ball
Charlie woke up with his head in a blur
And wondered did that just really occur